9 Words Women Use

[TammyB]

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

 

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an

argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

 

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five

more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

 

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,

and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing

usually end in fine.

 

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

 

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement

often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an

idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing

with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

 

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women

can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard

before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say

you're welcome.

 

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**k YOU!

 

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning

this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is

now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking

"What's wrong?"

For the woman's response refer to #3.

[MsShelley]

I use a lot of these!! lol

[DreaW]

I use all of these words LOL....

 

Erik really needs to read these LOL.

[dragonfly]

Too funny, Tammy! Hehehehe

[Jessica]

Haha. I remember getting this in an email last year. I printed it out and left it on Brian's desk for reference.

[Spazz]

LOL...I need to print this out and post it on our fridge!

[Can'tHardlyWait]

Love it... I just emailed it to Steve with instructions to memorize

[NYJen]

I use all those too.

 

And I've actually used # 9 here at the office.

 

Once I was in the office kitchen, about to change the water bottle on the cooler (yes, it's like 6 gallons or something) when a guy walked in and didn't offer to help. When I was done, I turned to him and said, "That's ok, I got it." Moron!!!

[Chiquita]

Haha Jen.. that's funny!

[RaydensMama]

OMG its so true! lol Im gonna have to show this to Robin when he gets home cause thats me! lol