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I am home with a cold today (no that's not funny), I am trying to find something to smile about. I have two things to share that made me burst out laughing.

When FI and I got engaged and annouced to his mum we were doing the distination wedding, her response to me was "can we still go to Europe and buy your dress?" Yeah right!! As I choke on the mouthful of wine I just swallowed. "We're doing this wedding on a beer budget" Actually probably a little classier "wine budget"..... I tried to recover from choking and be sweet about it, I could see her disappointment. lmao... She married well, 3rd time around LMAO x2.

 

Second funny of the day:

A few weeks ago FI and I we're having desserts discussing our age and being done with having kids (both in our 40's). I suggested he be the one that goes and gets snipped. His response "dear god, it's working perfect, why the hell mess with that? It's 43 years old and might not recover." There was cake flying over the table... I totally bursted out laughing... I might be SOL for a while... desserts is stressed backwards...censored.gif

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hahaha those are funny! rofl.gif

 

Sorry to hear you're sick though. The only one that comes to mind for me right now was a few weeks back I was talking to our neighbor's wife and she had just gotten home from grocery shopping. Her 2 year old son must have been really craving some peanut butter so he pulled this giant jar of PB out of one of the bags, looked up at his mom and said in the sweetest little voice "mommy I want some peanie butter!" I don't know why but I found the term "peanie butter" totally adorable coming from that little 2 year old that I just laughed out loud at the cuteness of it all. wink.gif

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Another bride on here made a post about receiving an invitation that requested "No boxed gifts, please" (weird, right??) and another BDW member replied that she should buy a blender, remove it from the box, and wrap the blender itself. LMAO!!

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I heard a co-worker on the phone today: "958478E as in Apple" (the other person on the line was probably like, E as in Apple? "No, uhhhh, E as in.....Epple" huh.gif WTF? I was laughing out loud after that one. Really? You couldn't think of anything else that started with an E? Love it

 

Great thread!! These are funny!

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This weekend we were sitting around a bar after a funeral (sadly enough my grandma's but it was expected) and my cousin looks at me and goes "Im coming to your wedding and I don't really like my girlfriend-- so you better have a hot bridesmaid I can screw!" I said WTF?!?! are you nuts and he said Don't worry I'll dump her before then so its not cheating. And now you all know how crazy my family is....stay classy there cousin!

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This weekend we were sitting around a bar after a funeral (sadly enough my grandma's but it was expected) and my cousin looks at me and goes "Im coming to your wedding and I don't really like my girlfriend-- so you better have a hot bridesmaid I can screw!" I said WTF?!?! are you nuts and he said Don't worry I'll dump her before then so its not cheating. And now you all know how crazy my family is....stay classy there cousin!
OMG that's too funny!!!!! lol

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This weekend we were sitting around a bar after a funeral (sadly enough my grandma's but it was expected) and my cousin looks at me and goes "Im coming to your wedding and I don't really like my girlfriend-- so you better have a hot bridesmaid I can screw!" I said WTF?!?! are you nuts and he said Don't worry I'll dump her before then so its not cheating. And now you all know how crazy my family is....stay classy there cousin!
Did you back-hand him in the headhuh.gif?? Damn some people are single with good reason.

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