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#1 Jo 2010

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    Posted 20 September 2009 - 06:54 PM

    Hi Ladies...

    I just got this via email and I thought it was really funny...

    Random thoughts from people 20-35 years old

    - More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think
    about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own
    story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

    - Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise
    you're wrong.

    - I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to
    have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks
    when they've invented the lighter?

    - Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you're going
    in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going?
    But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from
    which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or
    phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no
    one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching
    directions on the sidewalk.

    - I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was

    - Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know"
    feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to
    be friends with?

    - Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't
    work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix
    the problem. Every kid did that, but how did we all know how to fix the
    problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured
    it out. Today's kids are soft.

    - There is a great need for sarcasm font.

    - Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and
    suddenly realise I had no idea what the f*** was going on when I first saw

    - I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes
    stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes
    shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right
    parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond
    earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.

    - How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

    - I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than
    take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

    - I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your
    computer history if you die.

    - LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to

    - I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

    - Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I
    hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

    - How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and
    smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

    - I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to
    prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

    - Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples,
    I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I
    had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as
    in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies".

    - What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each

    - While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively
    swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

    - Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
    person died.

    - I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower
    first and THEN turn on the water.

    - Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and
    you can wear them forever.

    - I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

    - Bad decisions make good stories.

    - Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile
    is public, I feel like a kid on Christmas morning that just got the Red
    Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

    - Is it just me or do high school girls get slu.ttier & slut.tier every year?

    - If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would
    probably just be completely invisible.

    - Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go
    around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly
    nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a
    problem …

    - You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when
    you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for
    the rest of the day.

    - Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want
    to have to restart my collection.

    - There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going
    to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

    - I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I
    want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did
    not make any changes to.

    - "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

    - I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching
    TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if
    I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only
    a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still
    be friends after this?'

    - I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!),
    but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to
    voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Throw the phone and run
    away in the opposite direction?

    - I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing
    anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

    - When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't
    already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.

    - I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I
    like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

    - Why is a school zone 25 km/h? That seems like the optimal cruising speed
    for paedophiles...

    - As a driver I hate pedestrians and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no
    matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

    - Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not
    know what time it is.

    - I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
    answer when they call.

    - Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys
    in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but
    I'd bet my a$s everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet
    away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

    - My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would
    happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

    - I wonder if cops ever get pi$sed off at the fact that everyone they drive
    behind obeys the speed limit.

    - I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

    - The other night I ordered take away and when I looked in the bag, saw
    they had included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at
    the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then
    estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a
    large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like
    being made to feel like a fat ba$tard before dinner.

    #2 azulskies

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      Posted 20 September 2009 - 07:05 PM

      lol I'm almost 24..and I must say I do resonate with a lot of these statements :)


      #3 amygirl1169

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        Posted 20 September 2009 - 07:19 PM

        hahaha, love this!

        #4 brandynd

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          Posted 20 September 2009 - 07:26 PM

          This is so cute!
          There is no better gift that can be given than the gift of ones self.

          #5 jk1101

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            Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:06 PM

            I just turned 40 and all of this is still appropriate!

            #6 ~Jessica~

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              Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:59 PM

              I like the way that person thinks!

              #7 Sloan

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                Posted 21 September 2009 - 01:47 PM

                Ahhh! I got this the other day as well and I really did "LOL" this time.

                #8 autjo

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                  Posted 21 September 2009 - 02:09 PM

                  Bahahahaha! I'm turning 29 this week and I really did laugh out loud in my cube while reading this. Thanks for making me chuckle!

                  #9 CaraW

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                    Posted 21 September 2009 - 03:04 PM

                    hahahah!!! I loved this!! Thanks for the laugh!

                    #10 KRama

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                      Posted 21 September 2009 - 03:47 PM

                      I got this in an email a few days ago! I loved it! It's all so true! Especially the moment at work when you decide you are no longer going to be productive...like....now. :)

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