Posted 29 August 2009 - 09:27 PM
Posted 17 September 2009 - 04:31 PM
Although it's not tradition for MOH to do a speech in the Scotland so I'm saving my Sisters the stress and putting all the pressure on my pops!!
I can't wait!
Posted 17 September 2009 - 04:46 PM
But I was in a wedding this weekend where the best man had a totally inappropriate speech, so if you are afraid of what might come out, skip it!
(He talked about the divorce rate, he said "fucking" when talking about the priests homily, he mentioned how he could see down the brides dress while standing, etc. It actually goes on and on how bad it was)
Posted 17 September 2009 - 05:57 PM
Posted 17 September 2009 - 06:03 PM
So for me, the key is short.
Posted 17 September 2009 - 06:29 PM
Posted 17 September 2009 - 06:57 PM
I was at a friend's daughters wedding a few years ago the grooms parents were divorced for a number of years, however there was some unresolved anger issues there. During the speeches the dad of the groom gets up to speak..(few drinks into him) he went on to say how much he loved his only son and how pround he was. Then on to his new daughter inlaw and how brides how always look so beautiful on their wedding day and he was so confused how the world ended up with so many F*cking ugly ex wives. Well you could of heard a pin drop in a hall of 200 people. He continues on to put his glass up for a toast and says " I hope she not like your mother and leaves you with at least the shirt on your back and pants on your ass. At this point someone is taking him away.......after the shock wore off and I was heading home I laughed so hard I thought i would put the car off the road.
sorry if I am repeating... However is this not your worst nightmare:
Posted 17 September 2009 - 08:25 PM
Posted 17 September 2009 - 10:16 PM
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