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(FUNNY) Important Women's Health Message

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#1 becks



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Posted 26 August 2009 - 09:17 AM

* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to
do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas
almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome
any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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#2 ~Nicole~

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    Posted 26 August 2009 - 09:31 AM

    Hahahaha!!! I think I'll have a Margarita today :)
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    #3 ErinB


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      Posted 26 August 2009 - 09:36 AM

      LOL! Too cute!

      I want a margarita now!

      #4 josee

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        Posted 26 August 2009 - 10:47 AM

        LOL so funny!!

        #5 Ethan's Mommy

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          Posted 26 August 2009 - 10:52 AM

          This is great (LOL), I do have a craving now for a margarita!!

          #6 ~*Lisa*~

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            Posted 26 August 2009 - 11:00 AM

            lol too funny!!! thanks for making me smile today!

            #7 ACDCDCAC

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            Posted 26 August 2009 - 11:15 AM

            hahaha did you steal that from my fb notes? i have it posted there! tooooo funny!

            #8 autjo

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              Posted 26 August 2009 - 11:43 AM

              tehehehe thanks for making laugh :o)

              #9 ~*Kathy*~

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                Posted 26 August 2009 - 11:59 AM

                hahaha, love this! :)

                Reminds me of a shirt my BIL has that has a guy holding two beers and says "take two of these and call me in the morning"

                #10 Jen_S

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                  Posted 26 August 2009 - 12:00 PM

                  LOL that is too funny! I am going to have to have one now!!
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