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SDSteph

OK ladies........I need your creative minds.....possibly dirty minds too.

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Squirt till it hurts

 

Sure shot to make you hot

 

Fill me up and I'll cool you down

 

Streamin' & Beamin'

 

 

 

ok these are way too dirty & fun! I might have to post a million!

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when DH is trying to get my goat he says that I'm "hurtin' for a squirtin'"!

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Ooooh, Steph! This is such naughty, delicious fun, and your FI is a genius for putting a bit of a provocative twist on the idea! And as usual, the other girls have outdone themselves (kudos to you all for your creativity)!

 

Here's my offering:

"On this most magical of days,

Surely more than water will be sprayed!"

 

Still suggestive, but somewhat tasteful, 'eh?

 

Or here's another one I thought of that's just a wee bit more, um, (clears throat) blatant:

We've got sun, the sea and the sand,

Now squeeze and jerk what's in your hand!

 

Just a thought! I think you should take the suggestions everyone's given, and post a poll to see how the votes shake out! Or maybe just present them to your FI, and see which one he's diggin' the most?

 

Whatever you decide on, it'll be an unexpected surprise and a GIANT hit with your guests for certain!

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Thanks for the props, Tammy! (Good to see you, girl!)

 

And I've come up with another one that might be a contender:

 

Congratulations to the Bride and the Groom,

Get a little wet n' wild, and go "back to your room"!

 

Amy was right when she said her mind was churning with ideas...now I can't seem to get mine to stop!

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