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#1 CourtneyV

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    Posted 07 June 2007 - 11:02 PM

    WIFE FROM HELL


    A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I clocked
    you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

    The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps
    your radar gun needs calibrating."

    Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear,
    you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

    As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and
    growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"

    The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar
    detector went off when it did."

    As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector
    unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Damit,
    woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

    The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your
    seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."


    The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off
    when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back
    pocket."

    The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your
    seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

    And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns
    to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"

    The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always
    talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

    I love this part....



    "Only when he's been drinking."

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    #2 DreaW

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      Posted 07 June 2007 - 11:26 PM

      lol funny....

      #3 MsShelley

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        Posted 17 June 2007 - 05:47 PM

        too funny!

        #4 BEACHBRIDEMA

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          Posted 17 June 2007 - 05:55 PM

          Ha Ha thats cute!
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          #5 RaydensMama

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            Posted 18 June 2007 - 08:06 PM

            hha Ive heard that one before. TOo funny.




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