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Check your local listings for times and channels……Ummmm, I hope it comes on Monday nites…..this fall……




Six married men

will be dropped on an island with one car and

3 kids each for six weeks.


Each kid will play two sports

and take either music or

dance classes.

There is no fast food.


Each man musttake care of his 3 kids;
keep his assigned house clean,

correct all homework,
complete science projects,

do laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills

with not enough money.


addition, each man

will have to budget in money

for groceries each week.

Each man

must remember the birthdays

of all their friends andrelatives,

and send cards out on time--no emailing.

Each man must also take each child
to a doctor's appointment,


dentist appointment

and a

haircut appointment.


He must make one unscheduled and

inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care..


He must also make cookies or cupcakes

for a social function.


Each man will be responsible for

decorating his own assigned house,

planting flowers outside, and keeping it
presentable at all times.


The men will only have access to television

when the kids are asleep

and all chores are done.

The men must shave theirlegs,

wear makeup daily




with jewelry,

wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,

keep fingernails polished,

and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks,



men will have to endure severe
abdominal cramps, back aches,

have extreme, unexplained mood swings

but never once complain or slow down

from other duties.


They must attend weekly school meetings and

and find time at least once to spend
the afternoon at the park or a similar



They will need to read a book to the kids


night and in the morning,

feed them,
dress them,

brush their teethand comb their hair
by 7:00 am.


A test

will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be

required to know all of the following information:

each child's


height, weight,

shoe size, clothes size,

doctor's name,

the child's weight at birth,

length, time of birth,

and length of labor,

each child's favorite color,

middle name,

favorite snack,

favorite song,

favorite drink,

favorite toy,

biggest fear,

and what they want to be when they grow up.


The kids vote them off the island based on performance.

The last man wins only if...

he still

has enough energy

to be intimate with his spouse

at a moment's



If the last man does win,

he can play the game over and over and over

again for the next 18-25 years,

eventually earning the right

to be called Mother!


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Lisa, you're right...they wouldn't survive! One thing that I've discovered is that men honestly don't understand multi-tasking! You give them ONE responsibility and they got all huffy if you try to add to it before they're done lol!

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