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#1 Alyssa

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    Posted 24 June 2009 - 09:53 AM

    Check your local listings for times and channels……Ummmm, I hope it comes on Monday nites…..this fall……
    THE
    NEXT SURVIVOR
    SERIES
    Six married men
    will be dropped on an island with one car and

    3 kids each for six weeks.

    Each kid will play two sports
    and take either music or
    dance classes.

    There is no fast food.

    Each man musttake care of his 3 kids;
    keep his assigned house clean,

    correct all homework,
    complete science projects,
    cook,
    do laundry,
    and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
    with not enough money.

    In
    addition, each man

    will have to budget in money
    for groceries each week.


    Each man
    must remember the birthdays
    of all their friends andrelatives,
    and send cards out on time--no emailing.

    Each man must also take each child
    to a doctor's appointment,
    a
    dentist appointment
    and a
    haircut appointment.

    He must make one unscheduled and
    inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care..


    He must also make cookies or cupcakes
    for a social function.


    Each man will be responsible for
    decorating his own assigned house,

    planting flowers outside, and keeping it
    presentable at all times.

    The men will only have access to television
    when the kids are asleep
    and all chores are done.

    The men must shave theirlegs,

    wear makeup daily
    ,

    adorn
    themselves
    with jewelry,

    wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,

    keep fingernails polished,

    and eyebrows groomed.

    During one of the six weeks,

    the
    men will have to endure severe
    abdominal cramps, back aches,
    have extreme, unexplained mood swings
    but never once complain or slow down
    from other duties.


    They must attend weekly school meetings and
    church,
    and find time at least once to spend
    the afternoon at the park or a similar
    setting.


    They will need to read a book to the kids
    each
    night and in the morning,
    feed them,
    dress them,
    brush their teethand comb their hair
    by 7:00 am.

    A test
    will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be
    required to know all of the following information:
    each child's
    birthday,
    height, weight,
    shoe size, clothes size,
    doctor's name,
    the child's weight at birth,
    length, time of birth,
    and length of labor,
    each child's favorite color,
    middle name,
    favorite snack,
    favorite song,
    favorite drink,
    favorite toy,
    biggest fear,
    and what they want to be when they grow up.

    The kids vote them off the island based on performance.

    The last man wins only if...

    he still
    has enough energy
    to be intimate with his spouse
    at a moment's
    notice.


    If the last man does win,
    he can play the game over and over and over
    again for the next 18-25 years,
    eventually earning the right
    to be called Mother!




    #2 DanielleNDerek

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      Posted 24 June 2009 - 10:02 AM

      that was good. kind of scarey when i see everything i have to look forward to.
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      #3 Alyssa

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        Posted 24 June 2009 - 10:03 AM

        DH sent it to me - i cracked up!!! i think that would really be a funny show!!!

        #4 DanielleNDerek

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          Posted 24 June 2009 - 10:04 AM

          you should send it in to a network. sounds a lot better than most reality shows. I just sent it to 10 friends.
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          #5 ~Nicole~

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            Posted 24 June 2009 - 10:05 AM

            LOL!!! Love it!
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            #6 ~*Lisa*~

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              Posted 24 June 2009 - 10:11 AM

              That is great! lol Those men would never survive!

              #7 sunset78

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                Posted 24 June 2009 - 10:16 AM

                Heehee... that was great

                #8 ~Nicole~

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                  Posted 24 June 2009 - 10:16 AM

                  Lisa, you're right...they wouldn't survive! One thing that I've discovered is that men honestly don't understand multi-tasking! You give them ONE responsibility and they got all huffy if you try to add to it before they're done lol!
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                  #9 Jessica

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                    Posted 24 June 2009 - 10:28 AM

                    I would totally sign Brian up for that. He wouldn't make it past the first day alive.

                    #10 JOSIE

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                      Posted 24 June 2009 - 10:46 AM

                      hilarious!
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