will be dropped on an island with one car and
3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports
and take either music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man musttake care of his 3 kids;
correct all homework,
with not enough money.
addition, each man
will have to budget in money
for groceries each week.
must remember the birthdays
of all their friends andrelatives,
and send cards out on time--no emailing.
Each man must also take each child
and ahaircut appointment.
He must make one unscheduled and
inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care..
He must also make cookies or cupcakes
for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for
decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside, and keeping it
The men will only have access to television
when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
The men must shave theirlegs,
wear makeup daily,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
keep fingernails polished,
and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks,
the men will have to endure severe
have extreme, unexplained mood swings
from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings and
They will need to read a book to the kids
eachnight and in the morning,
brush their teethand comb their hair
will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be
required to know all of the following information:
shoe size, clothes size,
the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...
has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's
If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over and over
again for the next 18-25 years,
eventually earning the right
to be called Mother!