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#1 TammyB

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    Posted 25 May 2007 - 11:34 AM

    Joke of The Day
    Male Comebacks
    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
    Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're slutty.

    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees greeting my crotch.

    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
    Man: That's cool, 'cause after I get done nailing you in the back of my car... I don't give a crap where you go.

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized.
    Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face

    Man: Do you want to dance?
    Woman: No!
    Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
    Man: That works for me... as long as you're still warm when I do you.

    #2 JaimeLynne

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      Posted 25 May 2007 - 11:36 AM

      Martin got a kick outta that, lol

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      #3 tvt

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        Posted 25 May 2007 - 11:39 AM

        Those are pretty funny!

        #4 BayBug

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          Posted 25 May 2007 - 11:40 AM

          Those are bad come backs! :) Very funny!
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          #5 soulmates

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            Posted 25 May 2007 - 11:44 AM

            TammyM, those are too funny!!!!

            #6 TammyB

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              Posted 25 May 2007 - 11:48 AM

              Yeah I figured 99% of the posts on this forum are women related, I thought that they guys would get a kick out of it.. :-)

              #7 TATrisha

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              Posted 25 May 2007 - 02:38 PM

              Tammy you are something else! So funny!

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              #8 Nrvsbride

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                Posted 25 May 2007 - 02:40 PM

                Too funny. I actually like the female restorts better than the male comebacks.

                #9 dragonfly

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                  Posted 25 May 2007 - 08:13 PM

                  Joke of The Day
                  Male Comebacks
                  Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
                  Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
                  Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're slutty.

                  Man: Is this seat empty?
                  Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
                  Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees greeting my crotch.

                  Man: Your place or mine?
                  Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
                  Man: That's cool, 'cause after I get done nailing you in the back of my car... I don't give a crap where you go.

                  Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
                  Woman: Unfertilized.
                  Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face

                  Man: Do you want to dance?
                  Woman: No!
                  Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

                  Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
                  Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
                  Man: That works for me... as long as you're still warm when I do you.

                  Kelly~

                  #10 LadyP

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                    Posted 25 May 2007 - 08:19 PM

                    That would be something Lawrence would say




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