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Joke of The Day

Male Comebacks

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're slutty.

 

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees greeting my crotch.

 

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: That's cool, 'cause after I get done nailing you in the back of my car... I don't give a crap where you go.

 

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face

 

Man: Do you want to dance?

Woman: No!

Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

 

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: That works for me... as long as you're still warm when I do you.

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Yeah I figured 99% of the posts on this forum are women related, I thought that they guys would get a kick out of it.. :-)

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Tammy you are something else! So funny!

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Originally Posted by TAMMYM View Post
Joke of The Day

Male Comebacks

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're slutty.

 

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees greeting my crotch.

 

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: That's cool, 'cause after I get done nailing you in the back of my car... I don't give a crap where you go.

 

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face

 

Man: Do you want to dance?

Woman: No!

Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

 

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: That works for me... as long as you're still warm when I do you.

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Kelly~

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