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Why is it that...

 

People are always confused between STOP and YIELD...NOT the same folks

 

People feel it's just dandy to merge onto the 65 mph highway at 40...STOP THAT.

 

People are in such a rush to pass me, then drive 10 mph slower than me. Jerk offs.

 

Toys R Us and McDonalds have to be on opposite sides of the 6 lane road, reallyhuh.gif Kamakazi soccer moms darting out into traffic is never a good thing folks.

 

People ask me if there are trees in New Jersey. It't the freekin "Garden State", not the "Garden State, just kidding"

 

Mall people walk soooooo slooooowwwwwww.

 

People look at me funny when I shout "BEEP BEEP" at them as they text and nearly walk into me.

 

The majority of handicapped parking spaces are filled with itty bitty sportscars a handicapped person could NEVER get in and out of

 

"No child is left behind"...some really should be. Really.

 

We have not yet recognized shoe designers for their engineering genius? I have seen some shapely gals that test the laws of physics for a stilletto. Kudos bitches for making those shoes WORK!

 

And on that note, why is it that some women have not yet realized the shoe ONLY looks good if you can actually WALK in it. I don't care how hot the shoe is, if you are walking around like a leper on pegs...not cute.

 

Starbucks is like crack?

 

Oh heavens I have a million of these that run through my mind daily.

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One more...Why is it that people knock on the door and then open it, rather then knock on the door and wait for a responsehuh.gif It's like HEYYYYAYYYY, I'm letting you know I'm going to humiliate you before I do it and HAHA you can't stop me!

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Why is it that my TA is insane and pressured all of us to book ASAP and now 3 months later when the rates have gone 300 dollars she says, "Oh well, luck of the draw". AND when I inform her that my grandmother has been diagnosed with cancer last week, and would really appreciate if we can get their deposit back she says "Oh yeah, that's unfortunate, but that's not the way it works -- a deposit is a deposit".

 

She's so nice when she wants us to do what's best for her. Whew. I feel better now.

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Why is it that...

People are always confused between STOP and YIELD...NOT the same folks

People feel it's just dandy to merge onto the 65 mph highway at 40...STOP THAT.

People are in such a rush to pass me, then drive 10 mph slower than me. Jerk offs.

Toys R Us and McDonalds have to be on opposite sides of the 6 lane road, reallyhuh.gif Kamakazi soccer moms darting out into traffic is never a good thing folks.

People ask me if there are trees in New Jersey. It't the freekin "Garden State", not the "Garden State, just kidding"

Mall people walk soooooo slooooowwwwwww.

People look at me funny when I shout "BEEP BEEP" at them as they text and nearly walk into me.

The majority of handicapped parking spaces are filled with itty bitty sportscars a handicapped person could NEVER get in and out of

"No child is left behind"...some really should be. Really.

We have not yet recognized shoe designers for their engineering genius? I have seen some shapely gals that test the laws of physics for a stilletto. Kudos bitches for making those shoes WORK!

And on that note, why is it that some women have not yet realized the shoe ONLY looks good if you can actually WALK in it. I don't care how hot the shoe is, if you are walking around like a leper on pegs...not cute.

Starbucks is like crack?

Oh heavens I have a million of these that run through my mind daily.
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One more...Why is it that people knock on the door and then open it, rather then knock on the door and wait for a responsehuh.gif It's like HEYYYYAYYYY, I'm letting you know I'm going to humiliate you before I do it and HAHA you can't stop me!

AHHHH...another Jersey girl

Why is it that other people drive really slow till I go to pass them...then they speed up?


Why is it that when I tell people that FI and I ride motorcycles and we're going on a trip, they tell us about some horrible motorcycle accident.

Why is it that talking on hand held phones in the car is illegal, but I see every cop do it regularly?

Why is it when I tell people i'm getting married, people tell me about their divorce?

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Why is that 95% of my office HATES my boss because they can see how he is an a$$ and a micro-managing jerk EXCEPT for the people that could actually do something about ithuh.gifhuh.gif

 

 

Why is it that my boss THINKS he knows what he is doing but he doesn'thuh.gif?? How the *&%$ did he get this jobhuh.gif?

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Why is it that when I find out I get to go on an awesome conference for work (I teach in Dallas, this DOESN'T happen!!) a colleague across the hall hates on me for getting to go?

*QUIT complaining about your job and maybe good things will happen!!

 

Why is it when I want to go run today after slacking off for a week, I forget my tennis shoes?

 

Why is it when you're trying to diet, people offer you snacks?

 

Why is it when I try to get organized, I just make a bigger mess?

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Why is it that if we miss a dental appointment, with a legitimate reason too, we are charged for it, BUT if they make us wait or reschedule at the last minute (like when we just walked in the door), WE don't get to charge them for wasting OUR timehuh.gif

 

Geesh.

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Why is it assumed that EVERYONE is a morning person?!?
why is it that people who get up early tell me that I am wasting half of the day , then they go to bed at 9pm?

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why is it that people who get up early tell me that I am wasting half of the day , then they go to bed at 9pm?
Psh, they're wasting the BEST part of the day!



Why is it that people who have NO teaching experience at all suddenly think they're the best instructor in the world?

Why is it that when I buy a book, that cost me $50, and it comes with an electronic copy, everyone thinks that I will give the electronic copy to whoever asks for it? I had to pay $50 to get this damn book!

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