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I loved this email and thought I'd share :)

 

 

 

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the

meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's

roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a

relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her

more curious.

 

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she

started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than

met the eye.

 

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must

be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

 

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your

mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver

gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

 

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be

sure. So he sat down and wrote:

 

 

 

Dear Mom,

 

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm

not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.

But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were

here for dinner.

Love, Brian

__________________________________________________ ____________________

 

Several days later, Brian received an e-mail back from his mother that

read:

 

__________________________________________________ ____________________

 

Dear Son,

 

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that

you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer.

But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she

would have found the gravy ladle by now.

 

Love, Mom

 

LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

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