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#1 Jess

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    Posted 26 February 2009 - 01:10 PM

    I loved this email and thought I'd share :)



    Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
    meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's
    roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a
    relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her
    more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
    started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than
    met the eye.

    Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must
    be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

    About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your
    mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
    gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

    Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
    sure. So he sat down and wrote:



    Dear Mom,

    I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
    not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.
    But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were
    here for dinner.
    Love, Brian
    __________________________________________________ ____________________

    Several days later, Brian received an e-mail back from his mother that
    read:

    __________________________________________________ ____________________

    Dear Son,

    I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that
    you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer.
    But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she
    would have found the gravy ladle by now.

    Love, Mom

    LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

    #2 Bianca

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      Posted 26 February 2009 - 01:11 PM

      lmao!!! that was a good one!
      19 adults/3 children with flights booked! 10 rooms booked!
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      #3 Betsy

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        Posted 26 February 2009 - 01:12 PM

        HA! That was funny!!

        #4 Jenn3878

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          Posted 26 February 2009 - 01:46 PM

          OMG too funny!!

          #5 Dana_C

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            Posted 26 February 2009 - 02:20 PM

            That's cute, lol!

            #6 stacey

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              Posted 26 February 2009 - 02:22 PM

              hahaha that was pretty cute
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              #7 sunsetbride1

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                Posted 26 February 2009 - 04:03 PM

                OMG.. love it!! Too cute.. thanks for sharing!

                #8 happygilmore

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                  Posted 26 February 2009 - 06:12 PM

                  HAHAHAHA, I could totally see myself being that type of mother-in-law in the future beccause that is funny!

                  #9 Kat81

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                    Posted 26 February 2009 - 06:36 PM

                    HA HA HA that is cute

                    #10 ashey063009

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                      Posted 26 February 2009 - 06:39 PM

                      LMAO! Oh my gosh, thanks for sharing Jess, that's too hilarious!




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