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#1 MERRYME

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    Posted 01 May 2007 - 09:37 AM

    RALPH AND EDNA: A Love Story

    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want
    them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all
    they have.

    Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental
    hospital. One day, while they were walking past the
    hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the
    deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
    there.

    Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
    bottom and pulled him out.
    When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's
    heroic act she immediately ordered her to be
    discharged from the hospital, as she now considered
    her to be mentally stable.


    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I
    have good news and bad news. *The good news is you're
    being discharged, since you were able to rationally
    respond to crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
    the person you love. I have concluded that your act
    displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph,
    hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt
    right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's
    dead."

    Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there
    to dry.
    How soon can I go home?"
    Alegria Inn - Todos Santos
    22nd of December 2006




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