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GUY SAYS TO HIS WIFE:

 

"Darling, what would you do if I said I've won the lottery?"

 

Wife replies:

 

"I'd take half then leave you."

 

Guy says

 

"Excellent! I had three numbers and won ten dollars. Here's a five now fuck off!"

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Oh! That is sooooo bad!

 

Can't wait to tell DH!!!

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