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#1 Christi

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    Posted 02 October 2008 - 01:19 PM

    Real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's.........


    I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the
    queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.


    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably
    shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
    awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and I.V's
    in both arms.


    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your
    trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry
    & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.


    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my
    story, particularly a guy who was behind her.


    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been
    poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls when a car
    hit me.


    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered
    out the door.


    Stupid cow.........why else would I buy dog food??

    #2 BachataBride

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      Posted 02 October 2008 - 01:35 PM


      That's too funny!!!

      #3 PinionGirl

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        Posted 02 October 2008 - 02:07 PM



        #4 FutureMrsLewis

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          Posted 02 October 2008 - 03:40 PM

          That's just what I needed today, thanks lol

          #5 shellb

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            Posted 02 October 2008 - 05:19 PM

            Too funny!




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