To be 6 again
Posted 16 March 2007 - 02:53 PM
>Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
>He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,
>the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
>Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling
>and her stomach felt upside down.
>He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
>extra fries and a chocolate shake.
>Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
>M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband
>and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile
>and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again??"
>Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my
>dress size, you dumb ass!"
>The moral of the story: Even when a man is
>listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
Posted 16 March 2007 - 04:00 PM
Posted 16 March 2007 - 05:48 PM
Posted 08 August 2013 - 01:20 PM
lol!!! Was this written about my fiance?! He listens...but still get everything wrong, lol!
Posted 11 August 2013 - 10:43 AM
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