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To be 6 again


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>On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of

>Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!

>He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,

>the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

>Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling

>and her stomach felt upside down.


>He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with

>extra fries and a chocolate shake.


>Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,

>M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband

>and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile

>and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again??"


>Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my

>dress size, you dumb ass!"


>The moral of the story: Even when a man is

>listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

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