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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would probably like to take back:

 

 

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

 

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

 

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'

 

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

 

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

 

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

 

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

 

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

 

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

 

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That is f*ing hilarious!!!!!!!!! I wish there was someone else with me here so that I could laugh with them rather than by myself. No one to share with but Larry will be home later, so I will definately read these to him!!!

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hahahahahahahhahahaha omg soooooooo funny and totally needed that! thanks erin :) love ya!

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