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25 Signs You Have Grown Up

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#31 jmastr05

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    Posted 16 September 2011 - 11:53 AM

    I am happy to say that #25 doesn't apply to me! But it's more a sign of what I'd like to call my "black thumb," as opposed to a sign of me not growing up. If you want to sentence a plant to death row, send it my way!


    Originally Posted by Christa 

    My best friend from high school sent this to me today, I thought some of you might get a kick out of it.

    25. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
    24. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
    23. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    22. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
    21. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
    20. You watch the Weather Channel.
    19. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
    18. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
    17. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
    16. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
    won't turn down their music.
    15. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
    14. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
    12. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
    11. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    10. You take naps.
    9. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
    8. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
    7. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
    pregnancy tests.
    6. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."
    5. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    4. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
    drink that much again."
    3. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
    2. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "What the hell happened?"

    And the number one sign you are getting old is:

    1. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it.


    #32 FutureMrsDawson

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      Posted 22 September 2011 - 04:57 PM

      Naps aren't all bad you know.

      #33 FutureMrsF

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        Posted 23 September 2011 - 06:26 AM

        Found one that doesn't apply! #10...I took a nap daily in college. Now work gets in the way.

        #34 zbwedding

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          Posted 25 September 2011 - 08:48 AM


          #35 lucy<3woody

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            Posted 27 November 2011 - 09:44 AM

            Hilarious! Thanks for posting...I am old!!! :)

            #36 favorsmr

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              Posted 23 December 2011 - 05:57 AM

              Too funny! Several of these apply to me

              #37 lavenderlux

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                Posted 31 December 2011 - 02:37 PM

                Hehe I laugh at #21 and #10... they're all pretty good!!

                #38 Dominican Ally

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                  Posted 18 January 2012 - 08:41 PM

                  Love it!

                  Can't wait to marry my best friend on April 11, 2013!

                  49 Guests booked, and counting...

                  #39 Julietisurs

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                    Posted 24 January 2012 - 12:37 PM

                    Haha that was funny. Thanks, I needed that today.

                    #40 nancya

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                      Posted 05 March 2012 - 07:44 PM

                      hahaha too funny

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