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#21 DreaW

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    Posted 29 January 2008 - 12:24 AM

    the highlighted ones apply to me.

    25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

    25. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
    24. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
    23. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    22. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
    21. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
    20. You watch the Weather Channel.
    19. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
    18. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
    17. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
    16. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down their music.
    15. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
    14. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
    12. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
    11. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    10. You take naps. 9. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
    8. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
    7. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
    pregnancy tests.
    6. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."
    5. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    4. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
    3. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
    2. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "What the hell happened?"

    And the number one sign you are getting old is:
    1. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it.
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    #22 DreaW

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      Posted 29 January 2008 - 12:24 AM

      the highlighted ones apply to me.

      25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

      25. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
      24. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
      23. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
      22. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
      21. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
      20. You watch the Weather Channel.
      19. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
      18. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
      17. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
      16. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down their music.
      15. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
      14. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
      13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
      12. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
      11. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
      10. You take naps. 9. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
      8. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
      7. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
      pregnancy tests.
      6. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."
      5. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
      4. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
      3. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
      2. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "What the hell happened?"

      And the number one sign you are getting old is:
      1. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it.
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      #23 becks

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      Posted 29 January 2008 - 11:12 AM

      That is CLASSIC. And yes, most apply to me.

      But, for the record, there aren't that many Taco Bells in Manhattan. I know. I've looked. And none of them are open after 11.

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      #24 TammyDez

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        Posted 29 January 2008 - 12:35 PM

        That’s great I needed a good laugh

        #25 1elephant

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          Posted 29 January 2008 - 07:42 PM

          i'm so old!!!! i literally spent sunday saying 'i can't drink like i used to!!'

          #26 bride3183

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            Posted 11 May 2011 - 10:58 AM

            I love this!  So true


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            #27 Bruuning17

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              Posted 22 July 2011 - 10:36 AM

              funny :)

               



              #28 MsSmithtobe

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                Posted 29 August 2011 - 11:00 AM

                Yup, I just felt extra old.



                #29 kymish

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                  Posted 08 September 2011 - 12:33 PM

                  i have like 15 of those signs !! mind you i still find 4 doller wine to be pretty good LOL



                  #30 LindsayR

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                    Posted 16 September 2011 - 10:26 AM

                    HAHA...I love this!!






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