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25 Signs You Have Grown Up

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#1 A10CalGal

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    Posted 05 March 2007 - 09:19 PM

    My best friend from high school sent this to me today, I thought some of you might get a kick out of it.

    25. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
    24. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
    23. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    22. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
    21. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
    20. You watch the Weather Channel.
    19. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
    18. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
    17. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
    16. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
    won't turn down their music.
    15. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
    14. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
    12. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
    11. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    10. You take naps.
    9. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
    8. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
    7. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
    pregnancy tests.
    6. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."
    5. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    4. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
    drink that much again."
    3. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
    2. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "What the hell happened?"

    And the number one sign you are getting old is:

    1. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it.

    #2 Christine

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    Posted 05 March 2007 - 11:07 PM

    I think I have seen this before-this is great. thanks for letting me know I am not the only one that fits some of these categories.
    Christine + Will (married 7/20/07) + Ainsleigh (born 6/25/08) + Nolan (born 11/9/10) + Delaney (born 12/31/13) = One Very Happy Family!

    #3 Nrvsbride

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      Posted 05 March 2007 - 11:14 PM

      ROFL! These all apply to me. Well except for the elevator music. I still love pop music. Thanks Christa this was great for a laugh.


      #4 Nrvsbride

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        Posted 05 March 2007 - 11:15 PM

        Oh yeah and 90% of the time at work is spent on this forum and not on work so that doesn't apply to me either.


        #5 Sarah


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          Posted 05 March 2007 - 11:27 PM

          Too funny...my are so many of those too true!

          #6 BEACHBRIDEMA

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            Posted 06 March 2007 - 12:01 PM

            That was really cute! Thanks for sharing
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            #7 *JillD*

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              Posted 06 March 2007 - 12:44 PM

              Thanks Christa...for making me feel really old, j/k! I needed a good laugh!

              #8 Rachelle E.

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                Posted 06 March 2007 - 12:54 PM

                Cute and funny . . .and only slightly depressing - I'm OLD!!!

                #9 Cabo Wedding Coordinator

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                  Posted 06 March 2007 - 04:09 PM

                  This is great!!!! jajjaa!! I was laughing the hole time!!! it is absolutly true!

                  #10 coming together

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                    Posted 23 August 2007 - 02:59 PM

                    Hilarious... I think I still have a smidge of youngster in me, because my FI and I still have more alcohol than food in the fridge.. We hate eating in!!!

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