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My surname is Hart QUOTE] - Highjack...my mom's surname is Hart...she was a first generation American, but her two older sisters and brother were Scotties...we have her family crest which is pretty cool...

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I thought until last year that my family was German. my grandma bought out "family crest" out of some catalog & it came with the tale of the Three Brothers B____. They came from germany, got in a fight, moved to the US & changed their names to see who was the most properous.

 

I learned recently we are british & those catalogs sell fake crests & stories. At my wedding I was telling my dad how I learned it was fake & my friend's husband said, "wait, I have the crest of the Three Brothers L___!" We learned that we all got the "three brother special."

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I thought until last year that my family was German. my grandma bought out "family crest" out of some catalog & it came with the tale of the Three Brothers B____. They came from germany, got in a fight, moved to the US & changed their names to see who was the most properous.

I learned recently we are british & those catalogs sell fake crests & stories. At my wedding I was telling my dad how I learned it was fake & my friend's husband said, "wait, I have the crest of the Three Brothers L___!" We learned that we all got the "three brother special."
LMAO that is horrible

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hehehe thats funny

oooohhh I have a lyric "blinded by the light, took off like a douche another runner in the night"

I still dont know what the correct word is.
"revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night."
strangest lyrics ever :) mannfred mann's earth band
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Madman drummers bummers,
Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older,
I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin,
the calliope crashed to the ground
The calliope crashed to the ground
But she was...
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes
She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong,
play the song with the funky break"
And go-cart Mozart was checkin' out the weather chart to see if it was safe outside
And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
Asked me if I needed a ride
But she was...
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
She got down but she never got tired
She's gonna make it through the night
She's gonna make it through the night
But mama, that's where the fun is
But mama, that's where the fun is
Mama always told me not to look into the eye's of the sun
But mama, that's where the fun is
Some brimstone baritone anticyclone rolling stone preacher from the east
Says, "Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone,
that's where they expect it least"
And some new-mown chaperone was standin' in the corner,
watching the young girls dance
And some fresh-sown moonstone was messin' with his frozen zone, reminding him of romance
The calliope crashed to the ground
But she was...
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Madman drummers bummers, Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older,
I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin,
the calliope crashed to the ground
Now Scott with a slingshot finially found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand
And some bloodshot forget-me-not said daddy's within earshot save the buckshot, turn up the band
Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes
She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong"

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I remember one my Dad used to tell me about how his mom used to tie him on to the crib. He's got really big ears, and he used to say that my nan was afraid he would try to fly away, so she would tie him to the crib by his ankle, and he would even haul down his sock and let me see the mark that she left. I was probably 16 or 17 before I realized the "scar" was because the band of his socks was a little too tight! lol
thats too cute :)
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You know the pies they have on display at Denny's and places like that? They sit in a display box on the wall with a slanted mirror so you can see them? My friend didn't know until we were like 20 that there was a mirror - one day she asked how they got them to stick on the wall without the filling falling out?

LMAO!
OMG hilarious!
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Originally Posted by Morgan View Post
I thought until last year that my family was German. my grandma bought out "family crest" out of some catalog & it came with the tale of the Three Brothers B____. They came from germany, got in a fight, moved to the US & changed their names to see who was the most properous.

I learned recently we are british & those catalogs sell fake crests & stories. At my wedding I was telling my dad how I learned it was fake & my friend's husband said, "wait, I have the crest of the Three Brothers L___!" We learned that we all got the "three brother special."
that stinks sad.gif

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oh the subject of song lyrics...

la isla bonita by madonna? i thought it was "last night i dreamt of a bagel"

 

dh thought that "4 minutes" was "i only got 4 minutes to say the word."

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Oh, my mom use to say about certain foods that if I ate it would put hair on my chest... ewww... I use to avoid those foods like the plague when I was a kid. hahaha

 

I think she told me that so I wouldn't get the foods she really liked... hahah

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My surname is Hart QUOTE] - Highjack...my mom's surname is Hart...she was a first generation American, but her two older sisters and brother were Scotties...we have her family crest which is pretty cool...

My dad's side is scottish lol i always wanted to do my family tree lol

 

Hey maybe we are related lmao punk.gif

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hmm these are so great!

i can't think of any beliefs, but i can think of a bazillion misunderstood lyrics

ie: I crossed the lawn, and the lawn one. Down in the boombox.

i could go on and on. i'll have to think of some beliefs.
LOL my favourite misunderstood lyric would be "hold me closer Tony Danza" instead of tiny dancer!! LOL

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I remember seeing 2 dogs doing the humpity dance when I was really little, but was told the dog was trying to get a piggy back ride... lol
I'm sure alot of kids were tricked by this!!

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One day I was driving along with my two kids in the back seat of the car. I guess they were around 8 & 10. The older one, in an attempt to "educate" the younger one, says "You know that doctors drink pee". My ears are alerted and I ask her why she thinks that. She says "why else do they collect it in cups?" :)

Good job I caught that one before she took it into adulthood!
OMG!!!! That is sooooooo cute and hilarious!!! I am going to share that one with the Dr's this weekend when I go to work!rofl.gifsmile120.gifrofl.gifsmile120.gif

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