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#1 becks



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    Posted 16 July 2008 - 08:12 AM

    Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.

    Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

    Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

    One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

    Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

    After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

    The next day one of the women's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:

    'These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!'

    'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said.....

    ''From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you''!

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      Posted 16 July 2008 - 08:16 AM

      #3 ErinB


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        Posted 16 July 2008 - 08:23 AM

        Thanks Rebecca! That was the way to start my morning! Bacardi Breezers...that's funny enough itself!

        #4 RiuBride2b

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          Posted 16 July 2008 - 10:33 AM

          That was really funny and clever!!! It started my day off with a great laugh. Thanks for that!!

          #5 Lvenok

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            Posted 16 July 2008 - 10:44 AM

            I needed a good laugh this morning, thanks

            #6 Christi

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              Posted 16 July 2008 - 11:28 AM

              Originally Posted by Lvenok
              I needed a good laugh this morning, thanks
              me too...thanks for this!

              #7 boscobel

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                Posted 16 July 2008 - 11:59 AM

                Omgod, that is funny. Hahhaahhaaa.

                #8 jrodsgirl

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                  Posted 16 July 2008 - 12:16 PM

                  That was a good one. Thanks!

                  #9 Yari

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                    Posted 16 July 2008 - 01:38 PM

                    LOL, I love it!

                    #10 KLC77

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                      Posted 16 July 2008 - 01:41 PM

                      very funny!

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