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#1 TammyB

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    Posted 07 February 2007 - 05:58 PM

    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
    "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
    He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

    And they say blondes are dumb...
    A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
    The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
    Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
    A: A rumor
    A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
    The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
    Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
    The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
    Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
    Gotta love that fairy!
    Dear Lord,
    I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
    Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
    A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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    Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
    A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail ?
    A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

    #2 Jessalyn

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      Posted 07 February 2007 - 06:01 PM

      Cute! I love the first one! Tony never changes the settings on the washing machine, so he'll wash a huge load with the washer set for a mini size load. And then he doesn't like to fold clothes, so he just keeps adding clothes to the dryer and redrying them all.
      My new man....Donovan

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      #3 Natalie Z

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        Posted 07 February 2007 - 07:02 PM

        those are funny tammy!!

        #4 Cabo Wedding Coordinator

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          Posted 07 February 2007 - 07:47 PM

          Good Jokes Tammy!!!!

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