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Aww Rachel, hope you have a better rest of the day! FI had a way of busting my chops and making me pissy but no more do I let him get away with that LOL

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LOL. You girls are the best.

So let me get this straight- the dog ate a stuffed animal and now it's hanging out it's butt? Or did I not follow that right? LOL
No you got it right lol he ate 80% of a pink elephant which was megs and its gone straight through and is hanging out of his arse - I've had to gently tug while telling him he's a good boy and smiling and stopping at the first sign of teeth lol He did it the other day 2 but this time it was a husky puppy I brought Meg back from Canada!! I warned her not let him have it (god you'd think she was human lmao) and he ate the bloody lot. One min it was in tact the next only the arse left and then 30 mins after that none of it lol I found parts of it in the garden when he'd obviously shit them out!!! FI said he used to do the same thing in Afghanistan lmao

Funny thing was as I was slowly pulling it out he was farting and looking at me like "you made me do that you know" and he is stinking lmao


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Harty - you are one of the funniest people i know!!!!!!!!

you always crack me up - i almost peed myself reading about the elephant
I don't know about your rotty but mine destroys nothing so she gets really pissed when he nicks her stuff lol he was really hacking her off the other day and I saw her teeth go for his tail lmao thank god she's slow and he's quick or there would be carnage and of course my baby wouldn't be in the wrong lol

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OMG. That is disgustingly funny. No way in hell I could pull something out of a dog's ass. I would seriously throw up.

 

PS I think I need a Harty 's slang cheat sheet. LOL

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Hi Rachel,

 

I just got to this message. So sorry you are having a shitty day.

 

I love all the crazy jokes that have been posted!

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OMG. That is disgustingly funny. No way in hell I could pull something out of a dog's ass. I would seriously throw up.

PS I think I need a Harty 's slang cheat sheet. LOL
I know lmao I was saying to him calm down meg wouldn't be making this much fuss look at your sister lmao and she was looking at him like "god he is sooo stupid mum" lmao things you do!!!

lmao shall I do you one ? which words would you really like on it lmao and I am trying to type it so that you understand - if i did it the way I spoke you'd be stuffed lmaosmile43.gif

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haha. I can cope without a slang dictionary.

Stuffed? as in I ate to much or screwed? LOL
Oh good lmao it would be farr toooo long lmao

Stuffed as in screwed lmao monkey.gifmonkey.gif

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Edited: Ab - So FUNNY! We just said the same thinga bout the ferret thread
great minds think SO alike wink.gif
hehe

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One min it was in tact the next only the arse left and then 30 mins after that none of it lol I found parts of it in the garden when he'd obviously shit them out!!! FI said he used to do the same thing in Afghanistan lmao

Funny thing was as I was slowly pulling it out he was farting and looking at me like "you made me do that you know" and he is stinking lmao
bahahahahahaha omg i am laughing so hard in my cubicle that people are staring at me wondering wtf is going on over here LOL smile124.gif

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