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I know! It's like boys using a sock to cover their stuff! I don't know if all of them do it, but I used to work with a guy who said he burned once and ever since then, he swore by the sock!
haha my FI tanned a bit before the wedding too. He had never been before and was super afraid of burning the junk. I suggested a sock but he thought I was being stupid. He instead rolled up his shorts. I told him his tan lines would be stupid if he kept doing that. He didn't listen to me until his best man told him that he just used a sock on his winky. I was like Helloooooo-that's what I'm talking about!

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i've never layed on my stomach. and i do the butt scoot thing too LOL i lay with my arms as close to the edge of the bulbs away from my side to tan as much as possible and for a few minutes a session i raise my arms over my head to get some color on my underams. i found more tan lines using the spray depending on exactly how i held my wrists or head...i got lines i never new existed

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Just wear a shirt! That way no one will be able to tell if your boobs are tanned or not! LOL
LOL probably THE best way for people not to notice your lack of tan on your side boob!

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Another tip...

Those Winkie Eye stickers make great nipple covers! I obviously don't like to burn my boobs but I can tolerate it as long as my nipples don't burn. Talk about pain and then they don't get gross and peely.
There is also a product out there call... wait for it.... Nip Stick!!!! Kinda like chap stick, but it's for your nipples! Very high SPF in it! I almost peed my pants in the tanning salon when I saw it & then Mat tried to make me buy it just because he thought it was funny...

I'd suggest the stand up next time also. You're not going to get any funky lines in there, plus you need less time! Although if you get stuck in one without things to hold onto you'll be stuck holding your arms up on your own & that gets pretty painfull after a long standup session. I actually had to skip the gym once because they hurt so much!

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haha side boob, that is funny. i figured out, always lie on your back with your arms above your head. and do the butt scootch, although when i went to the dominican recently my friends all laughed at me, i had the line under my bum. so it's not always foolproof!!! but i hope you get it fixed!

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Ahh thanks guys! i have lines all over my boobs but i will go next time and probably burn the places that didn't get burnt this time then i will be all even with a fresh start!

 

things to remember

 

Butt scoot

cover my nips with (jars, chap sticks, stickers...lol)

never lay on my tummy unless i rotate like a chicken

 

Okay i think i got it! :)

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I think that pretty much sums it up!

 

Oh, and if you wear the weird little goggle things, don't use the strap! Just place them over your eyes. You will have lovely little white lines going from your eyes to your ears!

 

Oh, and be sure you close the bed. I went to school with a girl who didn't grasp this concept and wondered why her tan was all f'ed up!

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Ahh thanks guys! i have lines all over my boobs but i will go next time and probably burn the places that didn't get burnt this time then i will be all even with a fresh start!

things to remember

Butt scoot
cover my nips with (jars, chap sticks, stickers...lol)
never lay on my tummy unless i rotate like a chicken

Okay i think i got it! :)
This thread is too funny! rofl.gifrofl.gifrofl.gif

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hahaha my BFF does this little lift thing where she lays down a little higher than she should be then scoots down without lifting her butt. so it gets shoved away from her upper thighs and doesnt make funny lines!
lol - THIS IS HILLARIOUS! smile120.gif

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I think that pretty much sums it up!

Oh, and if you wear the weird little goggle things, don't use the strap! Just place them over your eyes. You will have lovely little white lines going from your eyes to your ears!

Oh, and be sure you close the bed. I went to school with a girl who didn't grasp this concept and wondered why her tan was all f'ed up!
Okay i have tanned a few many times in my life and i may not remember my first tan but i sure as He** know that I needed to close the top. rofl.gif

ahh some people!!!!

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