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#1 Jacqueline

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    Posted 25 March 2008 - 03:23 PM

    Too funny, my cousin emailed me this so I thought I'd share..(i just copied and pasted so some of it might look weird and spelling too)

    1) Did you fart?
    cuz you blew me away.

    2) Are yer parents retarded?
    cuz ya sure are special.

    3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
    I can't hold it in.

    4) Do you have a library card?
    cuz I'd like to sign you out.

    5) Is there a mirror in your pants?
    cuz I can see myself in em.

    6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
    I'd store my nuts in your hole.

    7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
    but beauty's only a light switch away.

    Man - "Fat Penguin!"
    Woman - "WHAT?"
    Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

    9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
    but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

    10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
    I think he went inta this cheap motel room...

    11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

    12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
    we kin sleep til afternoon.

    AND... the best for last!

    13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
    every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

    #2 boscobel

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      Posted 25 March 2008 - 03:46 PM

      OMG, I busted out at #6. So stupid!

      #3 Maura


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      Posted 25 March 2008 - 04:01 PM

      thanks jac, people are looking at me funny for laughing out loud. everyone is busy today and working hard, so the office was totally silent until i busted out laughing! haha

      #4 Jessica

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        Posted 25 March 2008 - 07:45 PM

        lol. brian always says stupid pickup lines to me when we go out. he thinks he's funny. he's said most of them ones on there!

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        Posted 25 March 2008 - 09:48 PM

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