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[DreaW]

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Originally Posted by jean-marcus im banned from the country of canada... what do all you BDW'ers think of that... i am actually banned from an entire country hahahaha oct 3 / 08 im gonna go rage it up cause ill be allowed back in hahaha

I'm not sure I should ask, a little worried lol....why did you get banned from Canada?

[rodent]

What could someone do so wrong to piss of Canada that much?

You need a ticker to count down the days until you can go back to Canada.

[jean-marcus]

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Originally Posted by DreaW I'm not sure I should ask, a little worried lol....why did you get banned from Canada?

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Originally Posted by Morgan What could someone do so wrong to piss of Canada that much? You need a ticker to count down the days until you can go back to Canada.

i tried to go up and take pictuers at a wedding and i dint have a work permit... so they banned me for a year... cause the bride told me to say i wasnt getting paid

[rodent]

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Originally Posted by jean-marcus i tried to go up and take pictuers at a wedding and i dint have a work permit... so they banned me for a year... cause the bride told me to say i wasnt getting paid

Now make up a really crazy story for us about why you were kicked out of Canada.

[jean-marcus]

k... i was smuggling 75 year old men into canada for my sex ring i have opperating there in a retirement home that acts as my front. both canadian and american government was on to me and had a sting set up at the border... i was shuttling 24 senior citizens (and 3 hidden in some duffle bags because 24 is the legal limit without a permit). and so they searched all the bags and found the 3 hidden grandpas... i pulled out 2 hatchets i had hidden behind the bus drivers seat and started swinging.. i managed to take 4 of the agents down but the last one tazed me in the groin which would drop any man to the ground... where they managed to get me restrained...

with that said my sex ring operation is no longer operational and im banned from canada for a year..

[AllureEventDesign]

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Originally Posted by jean-marcus k... i was smuggling 75 year old men into canada for my sex ring i have opperating there in a retirement home that acts as my front. both canadian and american government was on to me and had a sting set up at the border... i was shuttling 24 senior citizens (and 3 hidden in some duffle bags because 24 is the legal limit without a permit). and so they searched all the bags and found the 3 hidden grandpas... i pulled out 2 hatchets i had hidden behind the bus drivers seat and started swinging.. i managed to take 4 of the agents down but the last one tazed me in the groin which would drop any man to the ground... where they managed to get me restrained... with that said my sex ring operation is no longer operational and im banned from canada for a year..

OMG! that was you .. too funny!!

[jajajaja]

ya, I think someone posted that news article on the forum one time. I totally remember that story because I was like what kind of demented person would run a sex ring operation with senior citizens. Welp, I'm glad we got that all cleared up.

[jean-marcus]

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Originally Posted by AllureEventDesign OMG! that was you ya, I think someone posted that news article on the forum one time. I totally remember that story because I was like what kind of demented person would run a sex ring operation with senior citizens. Welp, I'm glad we got that all cleared up.

you can all judge me if you want to... you're just jealous cause you didnt think about it.. i cant help that im a business man

[Sarah]

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Originally Posted by jean-marcus k... i was smuggling 75 year old men into canada for my sex ring i have opperating there in a retirement home that acts as my front. both canadian and american government was on to me and had a sting set up at the border... i was shuttling 24 senior citizens (and 3 hidden in some duffle bags because 24 is the legal limit without a permit). and so they searched all the bags and found the 3 hidden grandpas... i pulled out 2 hatchets i had hidden behind the bus drivers seat and started swinging.. i managed to take 4 of the agents down but the last one tazed me in the groin which would drop any man to the ground... where they managed to get me restrained... with that said my sex ring operation is no longer operational and im banned from canada for a year..

omg Jean Marcus, I had the absolute shittiest night at work so I'm at home drinking wine at 8am- sad, I know- anyway, I'm absolutely laughing my butt off right now. Thanks for the cheer-up

[boscobel]

Hahhahaha, I know right. Trying to steal thousands of points, I figured if you're gonna do it, make it worth it! Ended up losing lots. Oh well. Taught me a lesson.

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Originally Posted by LC_Rachel I tried to steal 3000 points three times. I didn't feel as bad when I noticed Carly tried to do the same thing. haha At least we are both crazy.

That whole exchange with Jean-Marcus has me cracking up. And honestly, that isn't an easy thing to do to me before 10am.