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#1 TammyWright


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Posted 31 December 2006 - 02:57 AM

A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and says
"I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway,
he has all the right credentials.

The agent asked, "What's your name?"

The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."

The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into
Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."

"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I
will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."

The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years...
you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian!
I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to
represent you."

"So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and he
left the agent's office.

The agent opens an envelope sent to his office.

Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is
awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000?

He reads the letter enclosed ...

"Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an
actor in Hollywood , you told me I needed to change my name.
Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I
would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian

After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you
were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your
office, so I signed with another agent.

I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed
check is a token of my appreciation.

Thank you for your advice.


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#2 amyh


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    Posted 31 December 2006 - 04:50 PM

    that was funny! Thanks Tammy!

    #3 Nrvsbride

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      Posted 31 December 2006 - 06:21 PM

      I am literally on the floor hysterical dying!! That is so funny Tammy!


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