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#11 aimee

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    Posted 06 February 2007 - 10:06 PM

    Definately a good stress relief! thanks.

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    #12 LCBride2007

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      Posted 14 February 2008 - 02:49 PM

      Ok, I am reviving this thread! I just got this email from my SIL, and thought it was pretty cute.

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      I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

      "Why?" my daughter asked.

      "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.

      At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."

      I was thinking quickly.

      "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom."

      We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new informat ion.

      "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad."

      ''Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face.

      #13 Nrvsbride

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        Posted 14 February 2008 - 03:22 PM

        That is so cute! I love that joke Ann!

        #14 Yari

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          Posted 14 February 2008 - 03:26 PM

          Thanks for bringing this thread back to life.

          I need a few laughs.

          #15 Adamsgrrl

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            Posted 14 February 2008 - 03:31 PM

            So cute! Thanks Ann! I'm going to send these out in an email.

            #16 jean-marcus

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              Posted 14 February 2008 - 03:49 PM

              hahah that joke is sooo something my dad would tell. your dad and my dad should hang out.

              heres my fave joke

              "whats got 9 arms and kicks ass?" Def Leppard (only the really cool kids will get that joke)

              #17 Adamsgrrl

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                Posted 14 February 2008 - 03:56 PM

                Quote:
                Originally Posted by jean-marcus
                hahah that joke is sooo something my dad would tell. your dad and my dad should hang out.

                heres my fave joke

                "whats got 9 arms and kicks ass?" Def Leppard (only the really cool kids will get that joke)
                yeaaaaaa... I've never been the "cool kid."

                #18 Jenn79

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                  Posted 14 February 2008 - 04:00 PM

                  love the Def Leppard one! I may not have been a cool kid but I always knew my music!
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                  #19 jean-marcus

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                    Posted 14 February 2008 - 04:24 PM

                    its okay. im not a cool kid either. thats why i tell that joke so that i look cool atleast...

                    #20 Sdofka309

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                      Posted 21 August 2012 - 07:04 PM

                      Lol




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