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#1 amyh

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    Posted 31 January 2008 - 05:15 AM

    A friend just emailed this:

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    A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful

    diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look

    more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.

    Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has

    noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up

    right now.

    As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a

    salesman standing right behind her.

    Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman

    greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'

    Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been

    there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the

    price of this lovely bracelet?'

    He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to

    shit when I tell you the price.'


    #2 starchild

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      Posted 31 January 2008 - 05:36 AM

      Hahaha....good one!!

      #3 MsShelley

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        Posted 31 January 2008 - 08:45 AM

        that is too funny!

        #4 beachbride08

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          Posted 31 January 2008 - 10:01 AM


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          Posted 31 January 2008 - 10:51 AM

          Perfect. FI will get a kick out of that!

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          #6 Yari

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            Posted 01 February 2008 - 02:09 AM

            Thanks for the laugh!

            #7 FutureMrs.L

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              Posted 01 February 2008 - 10:15 PM

              Forwarding this one onto my friends :)

              #8 staceyandadam

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                Posted 02 February 2008 - 03:02 AM

                Hilarious!! Actually made me laugh out loud!
                **Stace**




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