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A friend just emailed this:


A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful


diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look


more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.


Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has


noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up


right now.


As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a


salesman standing right behind her.


Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman


greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'


Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been


there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the


price of this lovely bracelet?'


He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to


shit when I tell you the price.'

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