Oh my goodness, that's so funny! My fiancee and I are getting married in PR in March 2012. We're having our reception @ Castillo Serralles, and had the same thought about the church thing (and pretty much the same 30 minute rule!). We got in touch with a wedding planner down there. Her name is Aida Rodriguez (AMR Weddings), and she mentioned that there's a Baptist church like 5 minutes from Castillo Serralles which has a minister who speaks English. There's also the cathedral right in the center of the square which is gorgeous. They said they could bring someone in who speaks English. Aida also mentioned that there's another Catholic church in Ponce too. We haven't decided on a church yet but we're banking on the Baptist one (my fiancee is Baptist and I'm Catholic), mainly because it's air conditioned. If that doesn't work out, we might just get married in the Japanese garden. We're also trying to figure out the caterer, and found one from Isabela who is super cheap. What's the name of the caterer you found??