Hartyt509

Well I don't know if its a coincidence but the first time I tried it my face was itchy on fire. My skin is a nightmare with allergies! Anyway I left it a few months and now I'm using MD formulations I gave it another whirl and it was fine BUT 2 days later mega spots lol It might be a coincidence tho - i'll defo give it another go tho as I've got the starter kit

Quote: Originally Posted by Kat81 LMAO you are so freakin' funny! Thanks for the reminder that everyone in this world is a twat HA HA HA They are lol my dad told me and he says he is always right lol

Well as always I have a really easy answer lol 1. Step-son will be ace its someone else to beat on guitar hero 2. Your mum will get sorted she's almost there 3. Tell your friend she's a twat and write her off as not worth a light 4. Tell your bridesmaid to shut the fuck up if she's fat its her problem and its not about her its about you so if she looks shit who cares lol they'll just say who's the fat bird lmao Upshot tell them all to GO SCREW THEMSELVES have a then a and then you'll be ace and if that doesn't work ring me i'll come and chin them for you chick lol

Quote: Originally Posted by mummergirl not to be a post whore, but ALSO ... we got our contract from claudia ... we requested a 4pm ceremony, which is noted on the contract, but then she has our cocktail hour listed as 7-8pm, and reception 8-11pm! why the 3 hour lag time between ceremony and cocktails? that's ridiculous! is that the only time they do receptions on the terrace or something? That has got to be wrong!! Contact her and ask her - no way is that right. I'd also contact the hotel direct and see if you can get the cheaper rooms or try a diff TA

Quote: Originally Posted by Christi My DH and I plan on going to Scotland one of these days, so I think I'll do a some family research and see what comes up...who knows, Harty, I may come a knockin on your door (although you are in England, right?)! I'm only about 2 hours from the border and 2 1/2 from edinburgh so its really close lol thats why my accent is a bit strange because its not really what you would call english lmao FI is working in Edinburgh at the moment and so he's kitted me out with the latest scotland tops lmao I love the place its fab you HAVE to go honestly. You can knock on my door anytime we may be related lmao If you are blond and blue eyed its a proper possibility because we all are lol

My rotty refuses to eat any of the good food and the only dried food she will eat is Bakers lol is full of crap but she is healthy and will eat it and thats all i care about lol The spaniel is a dustbin and has just eaten a plastic ball lmao

I'd do it in a heartbeat but the guy I'd ask FI isn't too keen on lmao

This must be a US thing because I've never known anyone send a thank you card for an interview in the UK lol It sounds good tho

Mine is a bit of a nightmare 2. The only person I trust to look after them is coming to the wedding!! So as FI is in the Vet Corps meg the rotty is going to DAC which is about 3 1/2 hours away and is the Vet Corps HQ with loads of the top vets etc and her aunty Claire will look after her she is also an army dog trainer lol Floyd is going to Aldershot which is about 6 hours away but is where FI is based at the min, he has a shit attitude at times but he is used to big kennels etc as he is an ex military dog. He'll be in good hands he'll have a full Corps to look after him lol and if anything happens to either one FI will knack them lmao

Quote: Originally Posted by Chantal85 But my FI has a good motto that he has adopted...(excuse the profanity) but he says "F**K 'EM!" because in the end, its just the two of us in this relationship. My sentiments entirely and i've said it about 100x so far lol I know its stressful now but take a deep breath, a step back, chill for 2 mins, say to yourself fuck them and you'll come out with re-newed energy and me sooo much happier. Its hard saying that to the people you are closest 2 but sometimes you just have to

I leave it until the bin is full lmao you aren't the only one

Sorry I didn't get a chance to do it yesterday but HAPPY BIRTHDAY fellow leo lol xx

How funny lol I think i'd be more gutted that my chest looked that horrible lol

Quote: Originally Posted by Kat81 YOU?! Self control?! Quote: Originally Posted by STACEY Yeah for self control!!! How many cocktails did it take Quote: Originally Posted by mummergirl LMFAO! so marie, fess up! Cheeky buggers lmao I can do self control when I have to and I didn't have ONE alcho drink lol I had one coke at the wake that was it lol In all fairness I didn't see her and someone said to me where is "?" said no idea and don't introduce me then I can't pull her head off and piss down her neck lmao now I was standing with about 20 squaddies at the time and they just stared at me lmao I thought FI was going to choke me lmao I promised his mum I'd let the family get her first anyway lol Must admit I was edgy one of FI's old RSM's asked why my fists were clenched lol said ah my rings are slack scared they fall off not sure he believed me However I am supposed to go out tonight with some friends but I soooo can't be arsed lol

Quote: Originally Posted by mummergirl HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIE!!! (hey, our birthdays are exactly one week apart! i know you're around my age ... are you 1972 as well? yay for leos at any rate ... must be why we get along so well ) and sorry to hear all the crap you're dealing with ... Yep 1972 also - how weird i'm sure we are secretly twins or something lmao Quote: Originally Posted by Kat81 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I hope your week gets better!! I don't want to have to fly over there and kick some peoples asses... but I WILL! Lol yeah you're ok I got it sorted cheers lol you'd only wear bloody pink anyway lmao Thanks girls - funeral is over and it was a good one - if that makes sense! Had to rescue the kid's mum from a few good meaning people who were talking fucking bollox as per usual, i'm sure death brings out the arses in people, lol You should all be proud of me I kept my cool and had self control lol

Quote: Originally Posted by ethrondson Is your b-day tomorrow Harty? Nope today lol yours is soon isn't it? Quote: Originally Posted by Jacqueline Ah there you are. I knew about your friend who had passed so I was worried bout ya:o( Who is this funeral for, is this for your friend?? You said "m8s"... not sure what that is... Yeah its his funeral it takes weeks if its military they aren't wrong when they say you are owned body and soul lol Another one has died but he can't make that funeral its so sad

Quote: Originally Posted by ethrondson Sorry for a bit of a hijack, but Harty, there are members that are looking for you. There is thread started wondering where you are!!! Ok hijack over! I saw it lol I've replied lol

I'd say thanks but shove your shower right where the sun doesn't shine - its about ME not YOU so its not what I want bugger off like it or lump it Then speak to your BM's and get them to do it

I'm here !!! lol Yeah I know i've been real quiet for the last couple of weeks sorry! In a right twat mood with myself and can't shake myself out lol FI came home today just until early Sat morning for my m8s funeral tomorrow. So as much as its nice to have him home on my birthday I wish he wasn't then there would be no funeral lol I need self control tomorrow so that i don't twat this evil bitch at the funeral So couple of weeks you may get happy harty back and not angry bitch lol

Defo no romantics for me lol he did say later if he'd got down on one knee he wouldn't have been able to get up again because he'd knacked his knee lol When we told dad he looked at me shook his head and said "stupid arse" lmfao

Oh I've got loads lol Dad is a right git and can bare faced lie to you and you never know if he's lying or not lol My surname is Hart and there used to be a guy on TV called Tony Hart and he was an artist and had this stupid plastic thing called morph lol anyway dad told me he was my uncle lol it was years before I found out he was lying - my proper uncle even kept it going lol My fav one was when I was a kid he had this chicken pox mark on his head and he told me he was hit with a poison dart in the jungle in borneo lol I got to about 17 and said yeah right you liar lol anyway I was about 26 and we went to Borneo lol he picked up this blow pipe and kept nailing the smallest targets - he turned to me, pointed to his head and said you see i wasn't lying lol I was 30 and got chicken pox before I realised he was bloody lying lol There are so many I could go on for hours lol My all time fav is that he told me elvis died on the toilet eating a hamburger lol I only realised a couple of years ago that wasn't quiet true lol

2nd one all the way lol i'd sell the first one